OK this is an old post that I never posted from Christmas or Dec 27th and my rule is that if it smells bad don’t eat it and if it is too dry don’t try to smoke it and if it is more than a month old don’t post it. So I am sliding this one in.
So we are flying home from California from Christmas and man I ever glad it is over. Jade has done pretty well on the flight. Right now she is holding onto her mommy’s necklace. So cute. 
I am listening to pinks new song “sober” thanking god I was somehow spared her life. The tag is “how do I feel this good sober?” Instead of living from one high to the next I love this life some of you would think is so gaud awful boring. no high highs but no severe lows either. I suppose right now would be one of the higher points. I am flying over some of the prettiest scenery. And I remembered my headphones and there is a demon child behind us. I am blessed with a good little traveler. Someone just gave their 6 dollar Asian chicken wrap back to the stewardess and said it was bad. She smelt it I’m like “oh no just give his money back.”
I am wondering how fun it would be to do a day in the life if post complete with pics and videos. Maybe if a bunch of us did this at once. Mrs. Vida Sara & Sarah fish Zach maybe even.
Jade is cutting her two first teeth and is a process that sucks. She is miserable. And I know what would make her feel better but I am Sure CPS could take her away and lock me up for administering rum soaked leather coasters as chew toys. Hey and for the record I have a friend who was teethed using this method and she is normal. Well pretty normal. Huh sis?
This coming week is going to be a blast though. Jade and I hanging out and she is teething I can think of a couple of other alternative ways to spend my week that may be less stressful.
So for those of you about to try traveling with an infant in a car seat and stroller you have to un-strap the kiddo and put all that seat stroller madness through the TSA belt. I pinched the snot out of two of my fingers trying to fold the stroller they are still throbbing I pinched them that hard.
-ok, let me interject into my own here. I think I royally screwed my finger, two weeks later and it is still swollen and sore.-
Oh and the week with jade and I watching her was one of the longest ever and we finally got the mini back and then I took it back and they fixed some other things and we got it back and all has been well for a couple of days now with it.
It is not the easiest car to cart a baby around in but she loves it. It is so rough and bumpy and the road noise is so loud it puts her right to sleep.
